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grumpysalmon:

How many people have broken into a store late at night to steal a cook book because they were hungry and wanted to know how to cook the perfect bean casserole? I’ll give you a hint: please bail me out of jail

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oops, I reblogged  a ton of stuff to the wrong blog, sorry….

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fuckyeahwomenprotesting:

When women call me pet names like sweetie, honey, darling, babe or sugar

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When men I don’t know call me pet names like sweetie, honey, darling, babe or sugar

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slayboybunny:

formula for dastardly fun: replace the blonde in every blonde joke with a white man and 1) comedy gold 2) laugh as white man yells 

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churchvan:

if your boyfriend doesn’t worship your butt then he’s a lame and i’m very sorry you have to deal with that

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organized-clutter:

When i find stretch marks on my thighs i make a point of smooching them because they’re just doing their best at keeping the all-powerful immortal Being within me from ripping my mortal shell asunder in a blaze of heavenly glory and eviscerating the cosmos in my divine wrath.

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